
Wen About Page? LFG.
Giraffe 6900 is an archival project born from the ancient halls of crypto satire. We document the finest moments in cryptocurrency history: the scams, the cope, the “number go up” delusion, and the beautiful chaos that is decentralized finance.
Now we’ve evolved. 6900 is more than bitcoin. The crypto for the people.
What We Do
We archive. We mock. We document the glorious trainwrecks of crypto. From Butterfly Labs to Mt. Gox to the latest rug pull on Solana’s bustling meme economy — if it’s dumb and it’s crypto, we’re here for it.
This site is a static archive. The original Buttcoin Foundation blog has been in archive-only mode since 2017. We keep it alive because someone has to remember the cringe. That someone is us.
Follow the Chaos
You can follow us on X / Twitter @Giraffe 6900 for more crypto slander, Solana takes, and general blockchain misery.
Not financial advice. Obviously. We’re literally a satire archive.
